IC Contact

[shutterbugged]

OPTION A:
“Peter Parker’s voicemail. Speak ‘friend’ and, uh … speak.”

OPTION B:
“If you think you’ve reached Quickies, well, I hate to break it to you, buddy, but you’ve got the wrong number. If on the other hand you’re looking for your friendly neighborhood webhead, feel free to leave a message.”

 

 

[ call. voice. text. pics. video. ]

Comments

text!!!

[mmiab]

"Not exactly the kind of guy you miss"

Am I taking this as a compliment

[ guess who's been retroactively stalking all of clara's conversations since her arrival!!! this guy!!! ]

[shutterbugged]

You know, I already had an alien stalker once and it didn't go well for anyone.

[Said alien is currently attached to another denizen of Heropa and helping him fight crime and/or eat people, but that's a problem for another day.]

1/3

[mmiab]

I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking Clara.

[mmiab]

[ wait what ]

[mmiab]

I'm not stalking. I'm not stalking anybody.

[shutterbugged]

Just FYI, if you're trying to convince me you don't have a whole row of human meatsuits on coat hangers in your closet, you're doing a terrible job.

[mmiab]

I'm a Timelord, not a Raxacoricofallapatorian. Do your research.

[shutterbugged]

Did you just stick an alphabet chart to the wall and throw darts at it until you got bored? Because I think that's exactly what you just did.

[mmiab]

It's an alien race from the planet Raxacoricofallapatorius. Big green things, hollow people out and wear them around as people suits. They use actual zips if you'll believe it! Nothing a bit of vinegar won't fix in a jiffy. If you ever meet anyone who farts a lot more than they ought to, let me know.

[shutterbugged]

How do I know they're not just lactose intolerant or something? You can't accuse someone of being an alien because they have a digestive condition. That's insensitive.

[mmiab]

.... point. Check for the zip. Forehead, before you go looking anywhere you shouldn't.

[mmiab]

Unless they've remodeled the suits in this universe

[shutterbugged]

Be on the lookout for people with bad BO, interesting facial accessories and a distinct reluctance to put malt vinegar on fries, I gotcha.

On that note, if you see any human and/or Timelord-y person suddenly turn green with elf ears and a pleated chin, let me know pronto.