IC Contact

[shutterbugged]

OPTION A:
“Peter Parker’s voicemail. Speak ‘friend’ and, uh … speak.”

OPTION B:
“If you think you’ve reached Quickies, well, I hate to break it to you, buddy, but you’ve got the wrong number. If on the other hand you’re looking for your friendly neighborhood webhead, feel free to leave a message.”

 

 

[ call. voice. text. pics. video. ]

Comments

call;

[shutterbugged]

Why aren't we working on it?

call;

[darkspider]

Because if I can't tell what shit is when it comes out of your mouth, I don't need to know about it.

call;

[shutterbugged]

I can't remember, did you have such a potty mouth before?

[ Sensitive subject, "before," but that won't stop Peter from wisecracking. ]

call;

[darkspider]

I didn't talk much unless I had good reason for it.

[Plus, he had JM DeMatteis-style dialogue for a good portion of it.]

call;

[shutterbugged]

You were good at the dramatic parts, I'll give you that much.

[At least he didn't go through multiple rounds of "I am Spider" -- not verbally, anyway.]

call;

[darkspider]

I think that's in the genes.

[They can all be dramatic. Of course, Kaine has them beat.]

Anyway, you got anything else to add?

call;

[shutterbugged]

What, tired of the dulcet tones of my voice already?

call;

[darkspider]

We have the same fucking voice!

call;

[shutterbugged]

Mine's more euphonious.

[Said no one who listened to Spider-Man talk, ever.]

call;

[darkspider]

No.

[A beat.]

Call me if I have to know anything else.

call;

[shutterbugged]

Sure.

[Also a beat.]

Call me if you need anything.

call;

[darkspider]

... Right.

[A long, long pause.

And then he hangs up. Good-byes are hard.]

[shutterbugged]

[ Welp, that was definitely a... thing of some sort. ]